Some D-bag conservative wrote this and I'll respond inline:
What’s the Difference Between a Conservative and a Liberal?
By Warner Todd Huston
People often wonder what is the difference between a conservative and a liberal. The simple fact of the matter is that the major difference is that conservatives wonder first what it is they are responsible for while liberals wonder first what everyone else should be doing for them.
JW!- So already it's evident that this tool doesn't KNOW any liberals, but has heard about them on the radio machine. I will freely admit that I don't know any conservatives very well. I don't have any friends who admit conservatism and the ones I do know casually tend to smell like milk to me so I don't hang out with them. The only ones I DO know are the ones who make the talky-talk on the radio and tv machines and were until recently running the country. I will be referring to these Cons below. The liberals I will speak of from personal knowledge.
Here's his list: